What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Taking your asshole sister to the sea for love? Well, except for her ass

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?

Why did you put your finger up your ass? Giving it to me, my finger is bigger

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Yeah, it's good to fuck a guy when you've already jumped on another dick

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too

Guest, don't get mad, better get into the situation and the receptionist

Honey, you've already fondled my pussy, now lick my ass

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

Mammy, is it okay for you to touch my dick? Oh, it's up

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

Asking if I'm ready to suck my dick — my dick is always ready, go ahead

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door